July 2011
“I’m not as random as you think I SALAD!”
“You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.”
I really fucked it up this time, didn't I my dear?
June 2011
Walking past your crush:
Expectation:
Reality:
my life
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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
irrelephant11:
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
“We’re not retreating; we’re advancing in a different direction!”
“The rules are:
Use your hands on my daughter and you’ll lose them after....”
“Silence is golden, duck-tape is silver.”
“At all the weddings, my aunts used to come up to me poking me in the ribs...”
