Why the Fuck am I doing this?

too lazy

invader-grim:

"bisexuals are just confused"

this is 100% true. many things confuse me. algebra, 19th century welsh fairy tales, bigots.

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our-forelsket:

msrmoony:

Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

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subject13fringe:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket 

image

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radicaljocy:

Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.

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do u ever just

get really overwhelmed by how much u love a character

so you just kind of have to sit down and just

wow

i love this asshole so much

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